So I noticed that everyone has a blog now. Which makes sense, I've been a trend setter for years. 2004? ESP basses. 1997? Jnco Jeans. Now MM9 blogs. But you losers who start "blogs" and just tell me about what you had for lunch that day or the new CD you bought, you've had blogs for years. It was called a livejournal. Or for some of you who burnt nag champa in your room a deadjournal. And if you think that was any fucking different then you're more wrong than Ludacris was when he thought "Runaway Love" was a good song. It's okay, don't be ashamed. Just know that there's no difference...
So I was eating a Montystrami and Cheez sandwich the other day for lunch while listening to my new Lady Gaga CD and it hit me!...Berries and Cream Dr. Pepper was too good for people to understand and that's why it failed. I mean the idea of FRUIT in your Dr. Pepper might have been a little intimidating but Cherry is a fruit right? And that shit is in EV-ER-Y-THANG! (ev-er-y-thang?) EV-ER-Y-THANG! Coke, Diet Coke, Diet Dr. Pepper, the fucking crazy ones are in Pepsi, and it used to be in 7Up but then that Red Dot got an ego. Thinkin he can carry the brand on his whistling sunglasses wearing shoulders and where is he now hmm? HMM?! Well I got news for you buddy, Red Dots don't have shoulders, so check yourself.
