
I'm so upset about this Casey Anthony trial. I'm so upset that people think I know what tha fuck they're talking about. Who is Casey Anthony? Is she on tha Disney Channel? Then get tha fuck outta here. Ya know who was on tha Disney Channel? One Christy Carlson Romano.

Louis Stevens is Transformerizing and Disturbiatuding and Eagle Eyeing, Dad Stevens is holdin' it down on Secret Life but where is sweet Ren? She was so hot she needed 3 names (like Amy Jo Johnson and Melissa Joan Hart). Those braces. That pissy attitude. Talk about a dreamboat AND she voiced Kim Possible who's easily tha hottest Disney Channel cartoon character. I guess that's not hard to beat Phineas or Penny Proud but tha facts remain. I'd probably date a girl who dressed like KP. I'd probably date a girl who used tha phrase "what's tha sitch?" when inquiring to me what movie we were gonna go see or which Limp Bizkit album we're gonna listen to.

Hopefully tha movie she is selecting is tha new Transformers and tha Limp Bizkit album is GOLD COBRA. Rarely do I get real real psyched on an album coming out that I need to get it on release date at 10am with a backwards baseball cap on to top off my black t-shirt and cuffed khakis but this was an exception and it payed tha fuck off. So I leave you jammin' to John Otto takin' it to tha Matthews Bridge.
BRING IT ON.
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hey bro-- check the prohomo poetry at my blog >> http://byporevolution.blogspot.com
peace and love,
BYPO PHOENIX
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