Dudes who are actually tough don't wear Tapout shirts. Only fucking pussies who shop at the mall feel the need to advertise their 'toughness.' I realize you watched UFC last weekend so you think you're gonna be a Brazilian jiu-jitsu pro but it aint happening. the same goes for those faggots with pictures of brass knuckles on their shit. Fuck you. You also eat bitch food, like Chipotle and Dunkin' Donuts. What is NOT bitch food, is fucking Amy's frozen dinners and shit. Holy Gawd. Amy's is the only frozen food, and this is scientifically proven according to a survey I made up to prove this point, that you straight up CRAVE. No one wakes up at 3am and is like "dang (cause no one says 'dang' anyway) I sure could go for a lean cuisine right now" or "ughhh I'd kill for a Hungryman." NO! That shit does not take place! What DOES happen is like 8pm you're chillin' out watchin Scrubs re-runs, waiting for the Family Guy episode you've seen 13 times to come on TBS cause ohhhh that silly Peter Griffin! and all of the sudden you NEED a breakfast burrito so you go to Whole Foods and stuff as many as you can in your Bane hoodie you got in 8th grade...
Yo if you PAY for shit at Whole Foods...you make me sick. They have a no chase policy ergo I have a no pay policy.
Anyway, I digress. I went to this "Blue's Night" thing downtown last night and to my horror as I entered I saw 100% white people. I immediately left. Why? Because white people don't know shit about the blues! White people don't have shit to be sad about except maybe Princess Diana and the cancelling of M*A*S*H. I'd add Mother Theresa to that but white people forgot about her since Diana died like RIGHT after her and duhhh Theresa was ugly. The pretty people get remembered. Ugly people don't matter in any society.
6 comments:
ryan, you are the chuck palahnuik of blogger.com. write a book, please. i wouldn't buy it, but i'd steal it from barnes and nobles.
i know this isn't a text on your bradberry so you probably won't know how to reply to it.
-brynn
I love you, and your blogs make me go from this - >_< to this- :D which is why i miss talking to you, you weird little man.
come hang out with me, mother fucker. we were supposed to go to we the kings dressed like indie kids. (i know i'd defiantly fit in and all...sike.)
but stilll......... COME TO FLORIDA BEFORE I MOVE AGAIN.
you are not the chuck palahnuik of blogger.com
another good read
i love you.
shananana
i agree with anonymous #1, i to would read the book
kinda sad that i look foward to these now
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