Rockstar Recovery

Been a long time. Since I left you...and I don't talk over everyone else's posts like Timbaland does in every song he produces. But I'm back now so congratulations on your good luck! YOU! Getting to read MY thoughts and opinions! I wish I was you so I could read my shit. But don't worry. I read my own over and over again and I laaaaaugh and laaaaugh...I actually just got a digital camera because it's 2004 and that's a new technology so maybe to make it less effort on myself I'll just start doing webcasts. LET THE FINGERBLASTING BEGIN!

Last night was election night so I hope you all voted. The polls are of course closed now so we're all aware of the winner:



So while I was gone I've pretty much only been listening to tha new Katy Perry album named after me: "Teenage Dream".



It's so fucking good and I haaaated "Just One of the Boys" for several reasons. I mean for one, "I Kissed a Girl"? Gross. Right? And really any girl just trying to be "one of the boys" is annoying to me. Go get some more tattoos and talk about Call of Duty slut. I just hate when Katy does that thing with her mouth where she's making noises that sound like words but amazing pop songs AREN'T playing in the background. You might think I'm a faggot because this is my 2nd favorite album of the year (the first being Ke$ha's "Animal") and because I sing "I WANNA SEE YOUR PEA-COCK-COCK-COCK" at the top of my lungs in my car but you're wrong!...

I'm a faggot because I like boys.
I'm a pedophile because I like 'em young.
And I'm an Aries because my birthday is in the first week of April.

So while I wasn't listening to Teenage Dream I found some time to go to the movies and peep that Easy A joint. You guys...this movie is so good. If you know anything about me then, outside of the fact I despise fat people, you know I love Lindsay Lohan more than anyone or anything in this world. Except for maybe Carly from Kicking Daisies...



Such a babe you guys. Anyway so outside of Lindsay and Carly (<3333333) I think I'm beginning to love Emma Stone on that same level. I did have a problem with the movie though. I mean really? PAYING girls to SAY that they hooked up with you?! HA! They'll actually DO the shit for FREE! YA GET THA JOKE?!

Girls are sluts.


Finally, in an attempt to be as trite as all the other posts on this site I leave you with a regret that I have in liking this band. They have the worst name and they all look stupid and I bet if they were on Solidstate foolofgold would have all their b-sides and posters and live DVDs but they are djent all day so despite the fact I'd probably give every member of the band the diamond cutter if I ever met them, I think it rules. So here it is:




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