4.03.2011

Return of tha Nu & Improved

I haven't hit this up in a while. Like 6 months. Tha good news is, you haven't missed out on anything. I've gone on a few trips, been to a few basketball games, and uh...OH YEAH! RIGHT NOW I'M AT FUCKING WRESTLEMANIA!!! No big deal. I'm not even excited about it. Who cares. In fact tha last time I posted was tha day i bought tha tickets. I'll do a whole WM weekend update soon.




I mean big things have been going on in tha world ya know. Serious things that affect tha world as a whole and not just your little island you live on. Things like...okay Taco Bell? HAS THEIR OWN FRITOS. What?! Rockstar Recovery has been single-handedly catapulted into popularity by me that it now comes in THREE flavors, two of which are good, AND...




My band has recorded tha greatest piece of musical history to ever grace sound, light, or tha further. I think some people and animals died but that's secondary to an Orange Rockstar Recovery obviously. People die everyday, revolutions only happen when...ya know...I make them happen.




I recently went to Colorado amongst other cities and states but Denver, Colorado really stands out tha most because mainly because:

1. There are NO black people in Colorado. It's like tha Australia of America just with less Lisa Frank looking mountains and more sports stadiums. One of which is tha Pepsi Center where I went and saw tha Denver Thuggets embarass tha Spurs. Tha best part about this was every time this Vince Russo lookin' motherfucker Manu GinĂ³bili got tha ball, they boo'd him like...well like he was Vince Russo. You don't get this but it's HILARIOUS I promise.



Saw a few movies recently but none I'm more excited about than RIO coming out.



But as far as non-animated movies, Scream 4 and Fast 5 have my attention. Fast 5 has The Rock in it and I've always been a sucker for those movies even though I KNOW they're bad. Sometimes that's half tha fun. Scream I've been into ever since tha first one because I understood Billy's plight. I mean I'd have to kill Neve Campbell after I fucked her too.



I'm going to update this way more frequently but while I had some downtime I figured I'd try to get back into it. Until then, remember that sadness is for poor people and Celtics jerseys are for faggots.

- rr

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