Juggalo Youth for a Florence-Free America

I just received tha 2nd mixtape anyone's ever made for me; tha first was from my second girlfriend​ called "Do You Love Me?" [tha answer would turn out to be no] - This one is called "Return of tha Real" and given to me from a guy named "Bugz" who sells hard rocks 2 blocks down tha street. I'd call that an improvement.




It's funny how music can motivate you to wanna do things. For example, this CD makes me want to go sell drugs in a school zone whereas Britney Spears new album "Femme Fatale" makes me want to TAKE copious amounts of drugs, turn on a strobe light, and fuck anything I can find. And hopefully what I find is that babe from tha new Transformers movie Shia LaBeo- I mean uh... tha bitch who plays Carly. I bet she pronounces water like "war-tuh". That's silly. Take that shit back to tha mall in Hogwarts. Diagon Alley right? See, I read a book once!




I read tha first Harry Potter and then read tha 2nd one and realized I'd just read tha same book twice. I didn't need to read tha other ones to know that V-Mort is gonna come back and Har-Po is gonna beat him. I need something with more depth and mystery. Something like Winnie tha Pooh. Where tha fuck is all tha honey? Why do Heffalumps live in a forrest? Is Tigger molesting Roo? See this is real literature. And Eeyore is my DUDE. You're welcome for noticin' you homie!




In conclusion, I've been jamming hard thanks to my friend DFR who obviously GETS me. She told me to check this 17 year old Taylor Bright out and I knew I was going to love it as soon as I saw "17." Turns out in addition to being a babe she has this banger called "Psycho" so here it is.