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Today is a pretty historic event. Ya see I consider myself quite a wrestling fan. And not that fake shit they do at tha Olympics, but tha real deal with gold belts and Goldbergs. Aside from Royal Rumble 2010 and Wrestlemania 27 which I attended however, I find it difficult to actually purchase PPVs. I'd rather go to a local sports bar and suck down Shirley Temples and watch it than drop $44.99 on something I'm going to watch once. But tonight I'm willing to crack open a couple RRs in Eden and see history go down at MONEY IN THA BANK.









Cha-ching bitch! I've been jumping off of ladders onto strangers all day in preparation. If you didn't want to spill your latte, maybe you shouldn't have just gotten Boom Dropped homie! And if you don't know what a Boom Drop is, maybe you shouldn't be racist.



Ya know Monday Night Raw is actually tha longest running episodic program on television. Some people think it's tha Simpsons. Some other people also thing pineapple or black olives are acceptable pizza toppings. What I'm getting at is, all those people are wrong. But one show that has GOT to be in tha runnings is Power Rangers. These motherfuckers are 19 seasons deep! NINETEEN! You mean you couldn't save tha universe in 19 seasons? Tha problem here is that they got greedy with their heroism. See I fucked with MMPR haaaaard...for tha first 5 seasons. Tha seasons they were on EARTH. When they went to space? I was out. I don't live in space. I don't care if space gets saved. It just lost some realism to me. Magic martial arts powers and body controlled robots to fight evil mythical powers? Sure. Magic martial arts powers and body controlled robots to fight evil mythical powers IN SPACE?! Take that shit to tha mall. I had trouble believing tha trip to Phaedos for tha Ninjetti powers but then they returned to Earth and handled Ivan Ooze not to mention that straight banger off tha soundtrack with tha "uh oh. we're in trouble." Um you're goddamn right you're in trouble. There's a full grown man that just hatched out of an egg here. Time to go get some powers from space and then what? That's right. COME BACK. Take what you need and leave. It's tha American way. (Aww political undertone :| ).




New 311 album out TUESDAY! 07/19/2011. Here's tha first (and probably only) single off of it. If you've ever heard a 311 album then you've heard this song a couple dozen times before a.k.a. it rules.