I watch a lot of movies that would probably be considered "chick flicks" and while watching jams like Jawbreaker and Clueless portrayed within tha stereotypical white girl...until now. See, tha white girl has evolved and I'm not sure who to credit as tha pioneer of it, though I'd have to say Madonna or Britney Spears since they evolved with it but when I was "growing up" playing your local Houses of Blueses and visiting malls around tha country tha white girl was a bunch of flat ass, denim skirt and gaucho wearing, Volkswager Beatle driving, monogrammed sweatshirt havin' spray tanners who valued family prestige and flip-flops over everything else.
But thanks to science, evolution, and rap music white girls are now far more interested in twerking, eyebrows, poppin' molly, hashtags and handbags. I ain't mad at 'em but don't be mad at me like I'm lyin': Miley, Gaga, Katy, and even my goddess K$ are definitely (and sometimes desperately) wanting to be a part of rap culture and a video vixen more than they wanna be Blossom and if you don't know who Blossom is...you probably were born into tha Second Wave as it is and are reading this deeeep in a pumpkin spice latte. The recent boom of EDM in pop culture with dubstep infecting every form of music, film, fashion, and fff...some other f word here. Feathers? FOOTWEAR!!!! also is completing tha second wave white girl circle of life.
On a deeper level basically it's become a much more selfish world for tha white girl. It's all about MY money, MY car, MY eyebrows when half tha time these bitches got way bigger red flags goin' than their EYEBROWS. But it's me me me. Which is hilarious when white girls get matching tattoos with each other because tattoos last FOREVER and their friendships last like...3 months. Nice treble clef; YOU WRITIN' A SYMPHONY WHEN YOU GET HOME OR SOMETHIN'?!
But like I said, I love you and your hair dye, yoga pants, and leggings-as-pants. Thanks for tha butts just...could y'all stop saying tha n-word? I know you think you're friends with Wiz Khalifa but it still makes me cringe.
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