Wilson - that sketchy motherfucker from over tha fence on Home Improvement. Bitch, how are you always home? Are you retired? Are you a professional fisherman operating directly from your home pond? I need answers! SHOW YOUR FACE, COWARD!
Wilson-Philips - that band that did tha "some day somebody's gonna make ya wanna turn around and say goodbyeeee" aka THA ANTHEM OF MY NIGHTMARES. Tha only hot one? You guessed it: Chynna PHILIPS. Carnie Wilson probably says tha n word all day.
Wilson tha Volleyball - turncoat motherfucker leaves you stranded on a desert island! Tom Hanks of all people! AMERICA'S SWEETHEART! You left Forest Gump to die, man!
Ferguson - tha scumbag brother from Clarissa Explains It All. This motherfucker was not only red-headed but IN CANON idolized Dan Quayle!! He probably became a cop and hands out seat belt tickets while pulling double duty as a crossguard downtown you son of a bitch.
If you're too young to get these references...call me!
Oh yeah! And my old boss's name was Ferguson and she said she bought me a Miley Cyrus shirt for my birthday! I've seen hide nor hair of said shirt! What am I supposed to wear, one of my OTHER Miley shirts? Okay then! I will! Gattaca motherfuckers!!
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