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This past weekend was Easter. The celebration of Jesus changing his mind. Earth must have been pretty fucking bangin’ back in B.C. because Jesus T.F. Christ died right? Got fucking nailed up and went to HEAVEN...and then he got there and was like I GOTTA GET BACK TO EARTH! He changed his mind about heaven. That’s pretty intense. What else is Rock of Love 2. I’m pretty sure we need to work out a contract where it’s totally legit for the girls to fight on there. And while we’re at it, they should all get a knife. First person to cut out someone else’s implant is the winner. Bret pees on all the losers, so really everyone wins. Especially America. It’s getting so close to Ms. Rap Supreme! I can barely contain myself. The 80 hours of work a week help me. However, that’s all about to change. I’m about to put my whiteface on and join corporate America. But this is how I can infiltrate niggerdom from the inside. Coogi sweaters and Gucci belt buckles while I use my PDA. Back in my day PDA got you suspended from 4th grade, now days it gets you email and the weather. I really wanna go to the zoo. I haven’t seen my boy Spot the Zebra in too long. I know he misses me. You know I’m the only person to ever domesticate the zebra? It’s true. Not only is it true, it’s amazing. And science.
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