02-15-MMH8
Bitch you are NOT cute. When I go to FYE to buy a calendar I wanna see Lindsay Lohan and Eliza Dushku and that girl from Enchanted and maybe that girl who works at Whole Foods. Usually aisle like 3 or 4. But NOT you. Your voice is deep as fuck, your mouth is weird looking when you talk, and the faggot you date is straight outta Foghat. I'm going to schedule my Wholly City tattoo appointment with you just to punch you in the throat. And I'll do it on TV. And then I'll get my own show called Judge Ryan Rainbro but there won't be a fucking courtroom. Just me flying around America delivering justice to Winona Ryder and Shia LeBouf. But that doesn't mean I won't neccessarily have a gavel to swing on people with.
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