It's morphin(e) time!

11-17-07



Friends today...I embark on a great journey. A greater journey than Fifel's to the new world or even his expansive trip west to Texas. Yes friends a journey even greater than the Power Rangers from Angel Grove to the planet Phaedos to obtain the Ninjetti powers to defeat Ivan Ooze.

I shall go in search of!!!!...

A new job.

Now I have some advantages that Fifel and the Rangers did not. For one I'm a fucking human being, not a mouse. Mice rarely get hired. Although I saw a movie recently where a rat cooked pretty well and I hear chef's make decent wages. For two, my hours are more flexible than Kimberly and Adam's because I don't have to take time off to save the world from Putties and such. So there are forces at work here in my favor. However I don't know if Best Buy or Earthfare would rather me have the ability to morph and I bet Fifel's knowledge of various cheeses could be advantageous at Earthfare. BUT I DON'T EAT CHEESE! That aint VAF. And quite frankly it's racist.

Also I will be going to Mei Thai. The trashiest smallest thai restraunt in all the greater Charleston area. So naturally...it's my favorite. Anywhere I can go and my entire conversation with the waitress goes no further than a 2 digit number, I'm down for.

And after all that I will return to the dangerous land of white people and coke habits, Mt. Pleasant, to "pass the cheer" and be your barista for the evening. I reccomend the Pepper White Mocha...

Well I don't really. But the sign next to my picture says I do. And I believe everything I read.