12-11-08
As I emerged victorious in me and IV's snow fight by a curveball to his eyes, rendering him defeated and partially blind in his right cornea...I had a revelation. I realized: I hate snow. That's why I lived in Pomona and Charleston. We don't conceive of snow. And it was awesome making snow hatchetmen and [slide] tackle football in 4 ft. of it for the weekend but I'm glad I have the blustery 85 degree in December weather to return to. We went to this dope fucking vegan pizza place called the Pizza Plant. I got a calzone which they called a POD because (1.) they were payable on death and (2.) the word calzone is racist. Read a book. Also supposedly arcades are still cool in Buffalo. And I thought Charleston lived in the past. There was this grown ass woman with her arms full of tickets like she was trying to buy the 6ft. Hello Kitty stuffed animal and I waited for some little kid to accompany her but nope...ridin' solo. Pics of me and her hanging out coming soon. Round 2 we bus, trained, and walked down to downtown Buffalo which looks like every other downtown I've ever been to. Except 4 times as many bars. Which makes sense cause I'd probably need to be fucking wasted at all times if I lived in goddamn Buffalo, New York. Oh yeah and I think some band played too? I fell in love with this girl who drove us back to the hotel, IV got some cheesesteak Mark was raging about, and we hated on some bearded bitches. All in all a good time. I can say without a 5'o clock shadow of a doubt that...
My heart will always remember right now. I'm a faggot. Peace.
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